The Goat with Two Coats and an Extra Beard

There’s an old saying that states: ‘two wrongs don’t make a right.’ Basically, this means that if you‘ve had something bad done to you by someone, doing something bad to them in return does not make it all ok.

There’s also a lesser-known saying that states: ‘two coats don’t make a beard.’ They both mean the same thing but this is the first story ever in the history of the whole wide world and infinite universe beyond, to tell you the tale behind this lesser-known saying. A vet, a massive octopus, a Yeti and a surprise character all get caught up in this fable about a wronged, speedboat-owning goat.